ah beng!!!

here are some good jokes that i got from my friend's site...pretty good...



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Why did Ah Beng go to a movie together with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed !

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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please."

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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes"

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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermos flask

Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"

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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.

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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"

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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ...... what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back !!!!"

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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE
TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?" Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE."

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS."
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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"


this post has copy right from:

http://criticallyacclaimed.info/home/index.php

it has been a while...

yup, time passed really fast...this might be my last blog entry until i have the free time to do so...even then, i will probably use it as a beneficial site and no longer my actually life anymore...i probably will be busy get a job,working and studying all Cisco certification of a sub-level(either wireless or security communication) or maybe pursue something that many think is crazy...taking medicine...

well, either way is another 3-4 years of study(but Cisco will be shorter i guess)...

thus, for the last post i will just end with a joke that i saw today...pretty good joke if you get it...

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."

Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?" . Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."

taken from: http://criticallyacclaimed.info/home/index.php

till then goodbye world...i will destroy you one fine day...

****Hudge Development****

To all reader of this site:

This blog page will soon undergo a huge development...mainly for game download links and cracks :) ...other stuff to be included as well...

Added note:

I might be too bust to notice...but hey what the heck, i have a friend whom is working as a freelance photographer...good luck bro :)

-No Country For Old Men-

Yes, finally a cat and mouse movie that has satisfy my needs of hired cold blooded killer in action...this movie has won the best thriller movie 2007 i think...not too sure...but one thing for sure if a freaking good movie...basically, the plot is simple and old settings based on a 1980 West Texas...

one day a retired veteran(Llewelyn Moss) found a bag of 2 mil USD from a drug deal went wrong...and one fact in life, it is all not cheers and fun after he first clap and found his own 2mil USD from a drug war...thus, the plot expend as there are more people searching the missing money...hence, there are the mexicans, the sheriff(Ed Tom Bell), the hired spy i think(Carson Wells) and my favorite hired sociopathic killer (Anton Chigurh)...Thus, Moss life gets a lot harder when the hired killer plans to make his life a living hell...

I seriously recommend to watch this show to all thriller addict :) ...if you do wish to watch the show, i strongly advice not to proceed watching this video...the plot is pretty surprising in the end...

Anton Chigurh swift kill...

************SPOILER************

-E \/ i L-

yes, today is the day i made my decision...being evil is what i had decided today, and i think things are going to get pretty fun in year 2009...the more i think of it ;D ...we start with a economic fall of 2009, so will be my attitude :) ...well, is about time i fill the world up with more problem instead of giving a solution...

many people just take things for granted when good people are being nice and helpful to them...so many times we take stabs after stabs of actions and remarks that evil people do...

so, why be the jack ass to take all the stabs when we can stab them back?? ....

why be patient and nice to people when they are having fun seeing you bleed till the very ends of your veins??...

why be the hero to take all the blame and not be the serial killer of man's worst nightmare and let others take the blame??...

why bother helping them when later they take your efforts like shit down the river??...

the more i think of it the more it make sense...it is pretty much digging the grave for them and i would be the last one standing and laughing :) ...evil is my new seed and it will grow into a mountain :) ...

Updates

ok, had been really busy this few days...bought my flight back to Australia(one way only) ...so i guess if i leave is going to be a goodbye for a long time...hmm...nothing really much in malaysia but to meet new friends going to say goodbye to some that are leaving to everywhere around the world, do thesis and....that is about it...lolz....till then curio...Merry Chrismas and Happy 2009 to everyone...

back in -Action-

It has been a long,long,LONG time since i updated my blog...just got my result and is pretty good...but got hell lots of games to play and write a review for my friend's blog...but sadly i am not a free man in this summer holiday...this is due to the fact that i have 1 big task to finish...

i got my thesis project already X...( ...based on my previous blog i had chosen my thesis topic, stea...i mean borrow the packet radio modem from Dr.Ahmet and got all the power supply ready to power up my modem instead of using all hell lots of 9V battery...now, just need to built the programme in 2 months so i can pla...i mean study to get 1st class honor and work in Australia...

Now, for some games reviews...(ok, daniel i promise you the review...so here it goes a big HUDGE CHUCK OF REVIEW...LOLZ...)

Fallout 3(Prepare for the future)























Yes, after 10 long years we had patiently waited...the urge and craving for THE best game of the year has come to life...Now, before i begin writing about this game, let me remind you that this game is well know for its huge degree of freedom...
Story

Fallout 3 takes place in the year 2277, where every place on earth was wiped out by a post-nuclear Armageddon between US and China...so,life still goes on even when the nuclear has wiped the world out (like what your boss always say to you...)...thus,the story starts as you being a child born in Vault 101 which is a safe bunker located at Washington D.C. to stay safe from radiation (Take note that the map you played in game is the actual map in today's current D.C. world)... Hence, you have the freedom to customize how your character looks in game in which you will pick you gender, looks, hair color...As time passed you soon grow older and has the ability to save or destroy the world...the decision is yours to make...















Your Dad-James

On your 9th birthday, you got a gift from James (your dad) which is a PIP boy 3000...this gift allows you to manage your items, notes, skills, perk, statistics,quest and navigate your direction in the flat depressing wasteland...but the most important feature is the V.A.T.S system which allows you to have the old school feel of Fallout 2 and 1 point base target system...

Before things gets any worst, trouble starts to spark when James has left the Vault 101 and left you on your own to crawl out the rabbit hole into the jaws of the wicked world...thus, all you see is a land of destroyed building, radiated toilet water and groups of blood thirsty raiders, super mutants and ghouls...














Dont worry,ghouls just eat brains...


As gameplay proceeds, you begin to gear up better weapons and armor as you complete evil/good quest in which affects your karma...thus, good karma people will give you support and encouragement to restore peace as the radio newscaster spread the good gospel of your deeds...as for evil i had not explored yet...

There are two main objective in the game, one to proceed tracking your dad's work to restore the world using the G.E.C.K (Garden of Eden Creation Kit) and the side quest of the civilian, mobs, and slavers...In addition, you could get help from NPC to aid you in your quest...their also vary based on your karma...thus, good karma has

Combat System

V.A.T.S (Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System) allows player to turn enemies from this....















into...















with the points target system which targets the head, hands,legs or torso(sadly no groins to shoot)...basically, you pay points to hit your enemies body parts with certain probability based on your weapon skill and attributes...it is pretty to fun to see your enemies running away from you after crippling their hands or the good old cowboy method which allows you to shoot their weapons from their grip...

The world at order or the world of destruction, you will each have to kill the opposing karma enemies...thus, good guys will be sheriff and hunt raiders,slavers and talon mercs and collect their finger as trophies for reward...as, for the bad guys, you will be a hired assassin to kill sheriff and collect their ears as reward and of course obtain your very own slave which will obey and fight for you...

Weapons

Just like all guns, it has reliability and durability...the more you use, the less damage your target gets....thus, you might consider placing repair as your primary skill... Now, this part if the game i really like is the capability of converting rubbish into weapons...yes, this pretty innovative idea which gives you the freedom to create weapons out of schematics that you had obtained such as the poison dart gun, deathclaw hands, Rock-it launcher(a rubbish launcher based on the type of rubbish you shoot :) ) and many more...Finally, the fatman which allows you to send you post-nuclear wasteland "buddies" into the CO2 particles with a mini nuclear...

















Overall, i would say Bethesda has create Fallout into 3D life with flawless effort...however, i dont really like the V.A.T.S targeting system which sometimes annoys me due to the fact that my sniping skills is not really sniping skill when my percentage is low even with all accuracy perk and maxed weapon skill...and sometimes i think bugs occur when i missed on near range 95% with V.A.T.S when i could simply shoot with two eyes closed and clicking my mouse...


Pros

• Too many to be listed...just get a copy and lock your room for 1 month ...or more...
• THE GAME OF THE YEAR!!!

Cons

• could be improved V.A.T.S system...
• dumb meatdog NPC...
• I miss my groin shooting moments and child shooting...jk...but not kidding for the groin shooting...

Call of Duty: World At War(Salvation Lies Above)

Storyline and Features
















Yes, part 5 is as good or i would say better then part 4...there are 2 main storyline to this franchise, one is the American and the other is the Russian...The American soldier is based on history of the invasion at Japan in Pasific...As for the Russian, they followed the real historic events of German invasion in Berlin...(Note: sorry, i cant give good details cause i failed in history and dont really excel well in remembering it)...You are allowed to play with your friends in a Co-op mode in missions and multiplayer for ladder freaks to climb the top spot...















i enjoy the Russian storyline better then the American cause was more patriotic and it has the Hollywood feel of a Russian sniper in action where you have nothing left (yes, all your army and buddies has been wiped clean by Germans) but your uniform and beloved sniper rifle...















The flamer replica from Saving Private Ryan

As for the American storyline, it was pretty much like the Saving Private Ryan ripped off and placed into gameplay, but it was still fun though...i still love the blazing flamethrower flames in the imprisoned bunker of the Japanese...

But wait!!! it looks like Activision has something extra to fill up the gap after the 3 hours single player gameplay with a fantastic long hours of mindless nazi zombie heat shooting(no offense to Germans reading this post) ...














Nazi Zombie: the only good reason to shoot their heads

i had great time playing this game over,over,over, AND OVER again...the game allows up to 4 player to Co-op and fight till all 4 dies...the best i could reach in solo was level 17...not too bad i guess Xp...i could never guess poping wave after wave of Nazi soldier's head could bring so much fun!!! you should seriously try this mini game out if you tend to skip the single player...

Weapons

A wide selection of weapons from small alien gun to big rocket launcher...all the necessary needs to shoot a zombie's head

Pros

• Great Co-op gameplay with friends, especially Nazi Zombie
• Excellent graphics
• Fantastic Russian sniper storyline

Cons

• Ripped off Saving Private Ryan scene

Silent Hill 5



















Ok, it has been a while since Silent Hill: The Room release,and after the 1 month delay by Konami for the PC version...Silent hill 5 has finally reached Steam (no shelf version till December )...Silent Hill 5 is based on the story of Alex Shepherd. A soldier returning back from his duties from his ride by Travis Grady from Silent Hill:Origins...He soon noticed that Shepherd Glen has been covered in thick dark sad cloud and dead end roads in which the town has been swarmed by darkness...















Soon the story unfolds that many people has been missing in the city which includes your brother(Josh) and father...In which you have to continue searching in the dark to reveal the true story of Alex being in Silent Hill... In the mean time, he will encounter other interesting characters which could be pretty bloody and disturbing scene which causes some country to banned the game (e.g. Australia and Germany) ...




























There is some slight twist in the storyline....however, your decision will determine the type of ending you will get in the end...spoiler not added for fullest enjoyment in the game...

Controls and Graphics















Yes, Double Helix has made SH5 controls from bad to WORST...just creating cough into cancer...you often stumble into cheap shots, you could barely dodge anything unless it was luck and physics of object has been used for no god dam reason...they just added salt into our bleeding wounds making this game ANNOYING to play...please leave the controls alone, i still prefer the old controls...

Graphics wise has greatly improved, it still has the old silent hill feel of loneliness and darkness with cool 3rd generation graphics engine...i love the environment of the conversion from normal world into hell world...the bloody scene does bring back good old memories of preceding silent hill series...

Weapons

Pretty limited in range weapon and ammo but freaking lots of melee weapon...


Pros

• Great eerie graphics
• Excellent boss development

Cons

• ANNOYING CONTROLS!!!!
• i miss my game that gives me the storyline that creeps me even to live one second on earth (Silent Hill 2 is one master piece that has left me scars in my mind)
• i am sad to say that this game didn't really live to what i really expected...